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The Mandalorian and Grogu

5/10


  • Like this is a perfectly fine movie, just perfectly fine
  • it kinda feels like just some TV episodes mashed together into a movie tho

From 2026-06-15

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Scary Movie

3/10


This movie probably got made because the wayans brothers got pissed off that they got excluded from making 3-5. Its not great but there are some funny bits


From 2026-06-15

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Backrooms

7/10


  • The first half might be the scariest movie ive seen, second half is light
  • I feel like this is a pretty good adaptation
  • Kinda just stops at the end
  • Love the mystery

From 2026-06-08

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Scary Movie 5

1/10


  • Is it the worst scary movie? no, but thats not a very high bar
  • they use the ipod vfx app to blow up a car!!

From 2026-05-21

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The Boys

5/10


  • There is some bad dialogue this season like real bad but its not that common
  • Some of this season has to be just setup for a spin off with soldier boy right?
  • overall good season imo but some of the middle episodes feel a bit like filler
  • Quite liked that one V1 episode with the tree guy

From 2026-05-21

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Grey's Anatomy

1/10


  • Thank god they said goodbye to Owen and Teddy. these two have had nothing but stupid marital problems for like 10 seasons

From 2026-05-21

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Polyester

5/10


  • when the kids are a menace this movie is kinda funny. like lulu cant stand still and dexter is too busy stepping on toes and huffing glue
  • has some prime boomer humor like "i hate my wife"

From 2026-05-21

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Scary Movie 3

💀/10


  • Probably the worst 8 Mile parody ever made

From 2026-05-04

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Scary Movie 4

💀/10


Put me to sleep


From 2026-05-04

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Scary Movie

5/10


  • The backstory on Archies dad from Riverdale we all needed

From 2026-04-29

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Scary Movie 2

1/10


  • That hand must of been expensive. It gets more screen time than the rest of the cast

From 2026-04-29

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Exit 8

6/10


  • For a game with no story they did a pretty good job making one up
  • Holy RE 8 baby scene
  • Not a fan of the scp peanut arc for the walking man

From 2026-04-20

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Bridgerton

5/10


  • Eloise is still the best character
  • They all go like "you cant marry outside of class its bad" and then nobody cares
  • Maybe as good as season 2 but not as bad as 3

From 2026-04-17

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2001: A Space Odyssey

7/10


  • For something made in the 60s, this is very visually impressive, but I have genuinely no idea what's going on plot-wise

From 2026-04-06

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Harakiri

5/10


  • I dont get why this is the highest rated movie on letterboxd
  • Kinda a slow burn about honor but all these dudes really do is sit in a courtyard and talk about it
  • feels like japanese A Man for All Seasons or 12 Angry Men. Maybe youll really appreciate on your 3rd watch but probably not a first

From 2026-04-06

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Death Stranding 2: On The Beach

9/10


  • I spent more time building monorails and roads to make my standard orders faster and the did like max 10. road builder
  • BTs still kinda suck especially the ones that can see you but BT encounters are very uncommon/easily avoidable so its fine
  • A vast improvment over the first. its sorta the same but different at the same time due to the rapid pace at which you get new tools
  • This game just becomes mgs4 at some point where sam is snake and higgs is ocelot
  • just like the first this is maybe the most graphically impresssive game ive seen yet
  • OST is fantastic
  • The story is insane and truly gets better the more nuts it gets

From 2026-04-04

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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

3/10


  • It makes me want to play the game again and imo this is the only area where it really succeeds
  • I do like starfox and i do like the casino but these are not massive chunks of the movie
  • smash movie confirmed, they all live in a shared universe

From 2026-04-02

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Virgin Punk: Clockwork Girl

5/10


  • The main "villain" in this is a creep and gross and the director probably is as well
  • This probably should have not been made and i probably would have not watched it if i had known the premiss ahead of time.
  • Thought the animation was cool from the trailer. They didnt really disappoint so the score here is almost entirly coming from the 90s anime action style

From 2026-04-02

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Project Hail Mary

8/10


  • Its like the martian but instead of matt damon its ryan gosling and instead of nasa its a rock dude

From 2026-03-30

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Nirvanna the Band the Show

7/10


  • The first season is peak second season kinda falls off at the end imo
  • Its just more of the movie
  • gives off jake and amir vibes

From 2026-03-30

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