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Scary Movie 3

💀/10

Probably the worst 8 Mile parody ever made

Probably the worst 8 Mile parody ever made

From 2026-05-04

Scary Movie 4

💀/10

Put me to sleep

From 2026-05-04

Scary Movie

5/10

The backstory on Archies dad from Riverdale we all needed

The backstory on Archies dad from Riverdale we all needed

From 2026-04-29

Scary Movie 2

1/10

That hand must of been expensive. It gets more screen time than the rest of the cast

That hand must of been expensive. It gets more screen time than the rest of the cast

From 2026-04-29

Exit 8

6/10

For a game with no story they did a pretty good job making one up
Holy RE 8 baby scene
Not a fan of the scp peanut arc for the walking man

For a game with no story they did a pretty good job making one up
Holy RE 8 baby scene
Not a fan of the scp peanut arc for the walking man

From 2026-04-20

Bridgerton

5/10

Eloise is still the best character
They all go like "you cant marry outside of class its bad" and then nobody cares
Maybe as good as season 2 but not as bad as 3

Eloise is still the best character
They all go like "you cant marry outside of class its bad" and then nobody cares
Maybe as good as season 2 but not as bad as 3

From 2026-04-17

2001: A Space Odyssey

7/10

For something made in the 60s, this is very visually impressive, but I have genuinely no idea what's going on plot-wise

For something made in the 60s, this is very visually impressive, but I have genuinely no idea what's going on plot-wise

From 2026-04-06

Harakiri

5/10

I dont get why this is the highest rated movie on letterboxd
Kinda a slow burn about honor but all these dudes really do is sit in a courtyard and talk about it
feels like japanese A Man for All Seasons or 12 Angry Men. Maybe youll really appreciate on your 3rd watch but probably not a first

I dont get why this is the highest rated movie on letterboxd
Kinda a slow burn about honor but all these dudes really do is sit in a courtyard and talk about it
feels like japanese A Man for All Seasons or 12 Angry Men. Maybe youll really appreciate on your 3rd watch but probably not a first

From 2026-04-06

Death Stranding 2: On The Beach

9/10

I spent more time building monorails and roads to make my standard orders faster and the did like max 10.
BTs still kinda suck especially the ones that can see you but BT encounters are very uncommon/easily avoidable so its fine
A vast improvment over the first. its sorta the same but different at the same time due to the rapid pace at which you get new tools
This game just becomes mgs4 at some point where sam is snake and higgs is ocelot
just like the first this is maybe the most graphically impresssive game ive seen yet
OST is fantastic
The story is insane and truly gets better the more nuts it gets

I spent more time building monorails and roads to make my standard orders faster and the did like max 10.
BTs still kinda suck especially the ones that can see you but BT encounters are very uncommon/easily avoidable so its fine
A vast improvment over the first. its sorta the same but different at the same time due to the rapid pace at which you get new tools
This game just becomes mgs4 at some point where sam is snake and higgs is ocelot
just like the first this is maybe the most graphically impresssive game ive seen yet
OST is fantastic
The story is insane and truly gets better the more nuts it gets

From 2026-04-04

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

3/10

It makes me want to play the game again and imo this is the only area where it really succeeds
I do like starfox and i do like the casino but these are not massive chunks of the movie
smash movie confirmed, they all live in a shared universe

It makes me want to play the game again and imo this is the only area where it really succeeds
I do like starfox and i do like the casino but these are not massive chunks of the movie
smash movie confirmed, they all live in a shared universe

From 2026-04-02

Virgin Punk: Clockwork Girl

5/10

The main "villain" in this is a creep and gross and the director probably is as well
This probably should have not been made and i probably would have not watched it if i had known the premiss ahead of time.
Thought the animation was cool from the trailer. They didnt really disappoint so the score here is almost entirly coming from the 90s anime action style

The main "villain" in this is a creep and gross and the director probably is as well
This probably should have not been made and i probably would have not watched it if i had known the premiss ahead of time.
Thought the animation was cool from the trailer. They didnt really disappoint so the score here is almost entirly coming from the 90s anime action style

From 2026-04-02

Project Hail Mary

8/10

Its like the martian but instead of matt damon its ryan gosling and instead of nasa its a rock dude

Its like the martian but instead of matt damon its ryan gosling and instead of nasa its a rock dude

From 2026-03-30

Nirvanna the Band the Show

7/10

The first season is peak second season kinda falls off at the end imo
Its just more of the movie
gives off jake and amir vibes

The first season is peak second season kinda falls off at the end imo
Its just more of the movie
gives off jake and amir vibes

From 2026-03-30

The Truman Show

10/10

Your telling me Meryl was so dedicated to her job that she spent almost 24/7 in the dome with Truman since uni?
Your telling me that Marlon at ~5 was so dedicated to his job that he stayed trumans best friend for 25 years?

Your telling me Meryl was so dedicated to her job that she spent almost 24/7 in the dome with Truman since uni?
Your telling me that Marlon at ~5 was so dedicated to his job that he stayed trumans best friend for 25 years?

From 2026-03-26

Shrek Forever After

4/10

As far as Shrek goes this is the worst out of the 4

As far as Shrek goes this is the worst out of the 4

From 2026-03-07

Shrek the Third

6/10

Not thw worst Shrek movie but 100% not as good as 1 or 2

Not thw worst Shrek movie but 100% not as good as 1 or 2

From 2026-03-07

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie

9/10

Why dont they make more comedy movies like this?
The way the find out their trapped in 2008 😂

Why dont they make more comedy movies like this?
The way the find out their trapped in 2008 😂

From 2026-03-07

Shrek 2

8/10

Probably a little better than the first movie
Has a bangin OST
The whole breaking into the castle bit at the end is peak cinema

Probably a little better than the first movie
Has a bangin OST
The whole breaking into the castle bit at the end is peak cinema

From 2026-02-28

Shrek

8/10

Its a classic
Forgot that this is one of those 2000s movies that ends with a dance party

Its a classic
Forgot that this is one of those 2000s movies that ends with a dance party

From 2026-02-26

Ghost of Yotei

6/10

This game looks really really good
The story in the first game wasnt the best but this ones is pretty bad
The game is pretty fun but some of the side quests could use some work, not the armour ones tho those ones are good Some of the people playing thes NPCs are actual robots

This game looks really really good
The story in the first game wasnt the best but this ones is pretty bad
The game is pretty fun but some of the side quests could use some work, not the armour ones tho those ones are good Some of the people playing thes NPCs are actual robots

From 2026-02-26

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